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Things and Stuffed.
It's effectively the end of the week here for most of us (although Eleanor gets to work the 4th- AND the 5th), so things were getting a little punchy by the end of the day.  First came this exchange of texts with Emily.

Her first:

So I haven't had my appointment to see the inside of the apartment yet, but. Found out by driving by that it's across the street from a taxidermist. Well then.

I replied:

Meh. I once looked at an apartment across from a crematorium. I figured it wouldn't be a problem as long as they were already dead.

And proof that she is, indeed, our daughter:

Lol that's what I was thinking. As long as I don't wake up to screams of dying goats or deer, I think we're all set.

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Then Eleanor chimed in, with this picture from a tumblr site called Someone Ate This.  Think Cake Wrecks, only a full menu of hell.  Today's had to be shared:



:

I put Kermit The Frog in a blender and I made this sandwich. Fuck all your childhood memories.


Happy blowin' up stuff tomorrow to all of you:

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bill_sheehan From: bill_sheehan Date: July 3rd, 2014 09:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Across from a taxidermist, next to a vacant lot with a childishly lettered sign "Pet Sematery", directly over forgotten Indian burial ground...
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
That pretty much describes the entire state of Maine.
bill_sheehan From: bill_sheehan Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Except for the fact that my parents and Bill in Portland Maine (author of Cheers and Jeers on Daily Kos) live there, I'm willing to write off Maine entirely. That Bert and I elected Teabagger Paul LePage governor tells you everything you need to know.
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
How a state could consistently elect Collins and Snowe despite their RINOcity, and then go for a guy who hangs out with even nuttier nutjobs? That's a real horror story.
bill_sheehan From: bill_sheehan Date: July 3rd, 2014 09:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Unindicted Co-Conspirator just spent some time on that website Eleanor found. You two are either sick, twisted sadists or you've just discovered a fantastic new weight loss plan.
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
It does, definitely, discourage consumption of foodstuffs before, during and significantly after a given viewing.
likethewatch From: likethewatch Date: July 5th, 2014 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least frogs are food. I thought those sandwiches looked like they were oozing flu-snot.
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