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Chew on THIS:P - Blather. Rants. Repeat.
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Chew on THIS:P
To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.- Carl Spackler, the beloved groundskeeper in Caddyshack.

They came to fix the Internet.
They did not fix the Internet.
The wire inside, he did re-ground-
Solution, still, was not yet found.

The cable guy, he did not tire
But went outside- and found THAT wire
Showed evidence that we'd bequeathed
A smorgasbord to squirrelly teeth!

"New wiring," checked off the list-
That squirrel will be really pissed!
But still the modem's settings read
A big fat zero- signal dead:P

The problem's coming from the pole-
Its signal fails to reach our hole
An engineer was dispatched to go:
And we'll wait for him....

Like Godot.
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ellettra From: ellettra Date: August 4th, 2015 07:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Clever! Although I'm sorry you're still down.
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: August 5th, 2015 02:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Got knocked down, but we got up again:)
ellettra From: ellettra Date: August 5th, 2015 08:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahahahahaha :D And damn you for that earworm.
stress_kitten From: stress_kitten Date: August 5th, 2015 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
I applaud your creative venting of the day's frustrations.

Also... I hated that play.

Also, also... I hope you get your interwebz back soon.
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: August 5th, 2015 02:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I hated that play.

Nothing to be done.

(Thanks for the other words, though:)
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