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Jonathan Blaque [userpic]



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Current Location: Chicago
Professor Liddle-Oldman [userpic]

Got my teeth cleaned yesterday. It gets easier every year, as there are fewer and fewer teeth to clean. The tech spoke of implants, which would be a lovely idea, save that they're a couple of grand per tooth, and that's not going to happen.

I did point out that sharks get a constant supply of new teeth for their entire lives. Why can't we? The only answer *I* can see is that it would restrict us to eating fish and Australians.

Jess [userpic]

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Current Location: 1369
Current Mood: cheerful cheerful
Current Music: 1.fm: "Brown-Eyed Handsome Man" (Buddy Holly)
plantmom [userpic]

It's ten stinkin' degrees in this town.  Hard to believe, sitting on the loveseat in the most-southerly-facing sitting/dining room, with the sun pouring in the window of the door there.  But it is.

Ray went out to attempt to do what he tried to do yesterday and couldn't due to blowing, drifting snow.  Poor man, he looked almost as frazzled last night as he looked on the night I hurt myself.  Today - much better.

I've made chili for tonight out of leftover turkey barbecue and the leftover meat from the Christmas chicken, which had a heavenly fragrance even when it was lukewarm, before it went into the pot.

I'll make cornbread to go with the chili later.  Already got the starter for my next batch of semolina bread going.  I had to put it in a cupboard to keep Zoey from eating it, the little devil.  Evidently, it likes darkness, as it's done some growing in there!

Em and I just went out for a brief run around the back yard, with the dogs.  They love this kind of weather.  You can tell from the way they roughhouse with us and each other.

Jonathan Blaque [userpic]



Current Location: Chicago
Current Mood: Is It Over Yet? Is It Over Yet?
tony blair, king of the werewolves [userpic]

And off we go!

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Professor Liddle-Oldman [userpic]

This morning, despite the lack of traffic (a lot of people must be taking the week off), several vehicles tried to kill us in their impatience to be in front. As we were trying to merge onto 128, a working truck nearly ran us off the road taking the right turn from the left lane. To my surprise, as it went past, I saw that the company name on the door was “Tom Baker & Co.” He always seemed so nice on the telly!

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I was having lunch at a Panera’s recently, and there were a man and a woman talking intently at the next table. They were discussing business of some sort. I didn’t pay much attention, but I did hear this bit, reported verbatim: Is that from the lawyer? Well, that’s technically true… What an investor will want is a convertible note, that can convert, with the intention to convert. (Good to know!)

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Last night when I got into bed, my body went “Ahhhh!”, and my brain went “Hey, here are some chicken jokes! Chicken OCD! ‘No matter how often I cross the road – there’s the other side!' Hey, why does a chicken coop have two doors?”

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I’ll Take “What Not To Do On A First Date” For $2000, Alex!

Yesterday, as we were reading the paper, I took a big sip of tea, which hit the back of my throat in a tickling manner, and I coughed and coughed and coughed… At least now I know how much tea an average newspaper can absorb. Sadly, I know how much tea an above-average wife can absorb, too.

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Part of Mrs. Professor’s job is healing Frankenstein formatting. Many people will contribute to any report; none of them use the company standards for formatting; often big chunks of earlier reports will be recycled; and eventually the inchoate mass will land on Mrs. P’s desk for her to edit, copyedit, get the formatting to agree, get the TOC to function, and in general make it look both professional and not moronic.

This morning, I realized that she’s running a Girl’s Reformat School.

Jonathan Blaque [userpic]

Hat-tip John Aravosis...


Welcome to what it's like to be gay in the military, Congressman Kirk (R-IL).

To be more precise, welcome to what it's like for any military member, gay or straight, living under the military's anti-gay Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. People talk. And you spend a lot of time worrying what people are saying about you, whether you're going to lose your job, whether your career is now in doubt, rather than focusing on your job...

Wouldn't it be nice if no one cared if you were gay, Congressman?

Then again, you care if people are gay, Congressman. You think that gay people shouldn't serve in the military. But you're an officer in the Navy Reserves. And now some people are saying that you're gay. If you are gay, you're quite possibly violating the DADT policy, Congressman. A policy you defend. That puts us in the uncomfortable position of not caring if you're gay, but caring very much if you're a hypocrite.

So which is it, Congressman Kirk? Is your sexual orientation irrelevant to your job performance in the military, or are you, Congressman Kirk, a potential threat to the morale and cohesion of the United States armed forces during a time of war?

By your own standards, the American people deserve a straight answer.

Current Location: Chicago
Current Mood: Waiting Waiting
Princess Yui of foot-in-mouth [userpic]

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Roonil Wazlib [userpic]

December 26 Insight or aha! moment. What was your epiphany of the year?
I am a grown up. I'm twenty-eight years old, so this should be pretty obvious, right? But it really hit me this year that I am actually an adult. First of all, I'm not in school anymore, which is not quite a first but it's pretty permanent. I have a grown up job with grown up responsibilities, and only bank holidays off instead of extended breaks. Secondly, the gap between my students and me just keeps growing and growing and growing. Do you know my freshmen were born in 1991? Yeah. Crazy, isn't it? I do my grocery shopping and laundry on the weekends, not at 3am. I work a nine to five (or six, or seven, or eight) then come home to fix dinner for myself and another human being. It's all very odd. There's a story for another time in not so public a post about when it really hit me that I'm a grown up.

December 27 Social web moment. Did you meet someone you used to only know from her blog? Did you discover Twitter?
In fact, I just met [info]themikado last week! He was passing through town on a convoluted travel plan at Christmas. We had lunch with [info]shalady (who has jumped the blogging ship, I'm afraid), then he joined my dad's crazy family for our Christmas Eve dinner extravaganza. I think it was a pretty good time. In other social networking news, I was running Bossman's facebook and twitter accounts for much of the year, and he drove me a bit crazy with all of it. Fortunately, some duties have been swapped, and our Communications Director has taken it over. Poor her.

December 28 Stationery. When you touch the paper, your heart melts. The ink flows from the pen. What was your stationery find of the year?
I bought adorable change-of-address cards with a little car on top, packed to the top with boxes. They were slightly less cute than the "change of a dress" cards I used when I moved to SC, but I like them. Unfortunately, everyone and his brother e-mailed me about the new place before I even had a chance to write them up, so I have a whole stack of sad, little unused cards sitting at home. Stupid technology, ruining my fun!

December 29 Laugh. What was your biggest belly laugh of the year?
Bob Reynolds losing his election after screwing Maria Whyte (and the rest of us) in fear of losing his election. HAH-HA!

Current Mood: tired tired

It is Tuesday, which means I am at Five Full Plates, with a blog entry that has the following the following Tags: Blah Blah Blah, Ginger, Reebok Easy Tone, Stealth Tooting, T & A, and Whitney Houston. Because these things...

Cleolinda Jones [userpic]

Peoples of the internet! I have another question. Stress relief methods: do you have them? Because my blood pressure is currently Not Happy, and I can tell it's an emotional thing--my doctor has told me that I have surprisingly good blood pressure usually, and the onset of this is sudden enough that--well. I won't get into the whole mess, but it's emotional, and I need to figure out a way to counteract that.


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Caroline Hooton [userpic]

Figured that I'd take a break from editing to post a snippet from Teh Novel (if only to prove that I am working on it).

Cut to spare the Flist: )

In other news, my current editing dilemma is with the dreaded 'f-word'. It's a touchy subject in YA fiction - some books have it, some don't. Personally, I find it difficult to believe in a YA novel set in contemporary times without that word making at least one appearance. However, I'm also against the idea of using it as a punctuation mark. As a result, I'm trying to bring it down from the 7 occurrences that it currently makes in my text to a neater 3. This means going through and trying to work out where it makes the biggest impact. Tricky, tricky, tricky.

I watched the first part of The Day Of The Triffids remarke with uC and mR last night. Oh. My. God. It was awful. No spoilers, but take a rip-off of 28 Days Later, add every SF cliche for female characters you can think of and Eddie Izzard camping like a manic boy scout, and you've got this show. uC, mR and myself spent the entire time ripping the plot holes to bits and being sarcastic. Good times.

Current Music: The Hundred-Towered City by Garry Kilworth
thanatos_kalos [userpic]

Bleh.

Had a nice chai latte with briarwood, am about to finish watching Channel 4's attempt at being the Beeb (aka The Devil's Whore, which I'm only watching for John Simm), and then MPhil notes and zombies. Zombies would enliven the MPhil, of course... s1 of A Bit of Fry and Laurie arrived as well, so that's my present for getting through work and watching Triffids 2. (pt 1's only redeeming factor was Eddie Izzard; I was actively rooting for the plants in most cases).

Current Location: House
Current Mood: *zonk*
Current Music: 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' Scissor Sisters
Pete [userpic]

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Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

It’s aspirational staging! One walk through this house and you’ll be thinking If I lived here, I would shop at Macy’s… and Victoria’s Secret… and some random other stores… and I would buy SO MUCH TISSUE PAPER.

Found By: Alanna

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

Having established that this decade was ultimately extraordinarily disappointing, it is only fair to point that a great deal of joy was collected en route to whatever wound up befalling us. No moment in these past ten years was more joyous, to my thinking, than that which marked the gaining and absorbing of our team’s high-water accomplishment of the 2000s, the National League Championship of 2000. Adapted from a pair of previously published recollections, let’s revisit October 16 into October 17, 2000.

The finale almost felt like a formality. How had the Mets gone from edge-of-the-seat to sit-back-and-relax inside a week? These weren’t the same Cardinals who whacked us in early September. Maybe they simply couldn’t equal the majesty of the Big Met Machine.

Game Five had us in the mezzanine. I’d arranged to meet Rob outside Gate E an hour ahead of the first pitch, but we missed each other from a range of 20 feet and barely made it in for the start. That was the only gaffe of what became the single most magical night I’ve ever experienced at Shea Stadium.

Mike Hampton pitched flawlessly.

Timo and Fonzie fueled a three-run first.

Todd Zeile drove in three himself.

And the National League pennant was counted down to, out after out after out.

Matters seemed so settled that I could really notice where I was. To my left was Jason, the Mets fan I met online as if through some jock-obsessed dating service. To my right was Rob, who had worked a desk over from me for a couple of years a long time ago. I met them both when New York’s bout of Mets fever was in remission. That means that no matter how I found them, they were pure of heart. Like me, they never stopped rooting for the Mets. Rob, my friend since 1992, and Jason, my friend since 1994, were the two people with whom I hunkered down most intently during the victory drought of the early and mid-’90s. Maybe I would’ve been pals with each of them if we had met when the Mets were on the upswing, but meeting them when they weren’t made my friendship with each, on this pinnacle night, that much more meaningful.

At one point, up 6-0, Rob, Jason and I sidetracked into a discussion on a recently aired VH-1 series on what were supposed to be the greatest dance songs ever. Rob, not much of a pop culture hound, was surprised to learn “Time Warp” from Rocky Horror wasn’t No. 1. I had to break it to him that actually it wasn’t even mentioned, probably because it wasn’t actually a chart hit. This conversation took place as the Mets were lopping off out after out en route to reaching the World Series for the first time since 1986, mere innings from their fourth National League championship, the first to be clinched at Shea Stadium since 1973. And we were talking about dance songs and VH-1 and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It wasn’t a lengthy diversion of our attention, but there it was. The Mets were winning so big a prize so easily that three hardcore fans could drift. I love that on the night I saw the Mets achieve the most immense thing I ever saw them achieve, my friends and I were permitted to let our minds wander. Let’s do that time warp again.

When Rick Wilkins (an almost-forgotten face from one of our growing pains years) lofted a fly ball to Timo Perez in center to crown the New York Mets champions of the oldest established professional baseball league, I turned left and hugged Jason. Then I turned right and hugged Rob. It was the moment I had waited 14 years for and I was between exactly the two people I would’ve wanted had I ever thought about it.

The Mets win the pennant! The Mets win the pennant!

That’s who let the dogs out.

Gosh, we’d even surpassed my beloved 1999. Long live the new century.

They gave Hampton the MVP of the NLCS. Sure, he pitched 16 shutout innings, but it could’ve gone to Alfonzo (8 hits), Perez (8 runs) or Zeile (8 RBI). But this Mike was a good choice. When they showed the presentation on DiamondVision, a cheer went up. It would be the last time Mike Hampton would be cheered when he pitched at Shea Stadium, but we couldn’t have known that then.

Normally I would take the subway to Woodside or, depending on the vagaries of the LIRR, Penn Station to get home. But Rob had his car, so I parted ways with Jason, Emily and Danielle, my constant companions across two Octobers, and went with him. Rob had parked in the lot across Roosevelt Avenue and given the milling of the sellout crowd, we had to take a long walk to get there. We said almost nothing to each other. Rob was usually quiet. I was just mesmerized by what I was watching.

Did you see ever Avalon? In the opening scene, the old man through whose eyes the story is told is flashing back on arriving in America on the Fourth of July in 1914. In his mind, children are running through the streets of Baltimore waving sparklers. And it’s silent. That’s what the outside of Shea Stadium and Roosevelt Avenue reminded me of on Monday night, October 16, 2000. There was noise to be sure. There was honking and yelling, but it all felt like it was taking place in dreamy slow-motion. People waved instantly bought t-shirts and climbed up on light poles and were just happy. Neither Rob nor I had to say a word. The night said it all to us. The Mets had won the pennant.

When I woke up on Tuesday morning (called in sick…or joyful; can’t remember anymore), I was overcome with a revelation. We were the champions. We were the only champions. The A.L. still didn’t have a winner. So if we could stop baseball altogether — an earthquake, a wildcat strike, a well-placed bribe — we would remain the only champion of 2000. We would be No. 1.

That wasn’t going to happen, but it was a lovely thought. I paced around the house humming “We are the NationalLeagueChampions, my friend…” For 24 hours, that was all we had to be.

el diablo robotico [userpic]

So, apparently there's this topics-to-write-about-for-30-days meme, and I am shamelessly stealing it from [info]purplesquirrel. Ideally, this will encourage me to write about something other than Doctor Who.

Day 01: Your Favourite Song
The Doctor Who theme. KIDDING. Although I do like it quite a lot and may devote an entire other post to it someday (I bet you can't wait).

Seriously, there's a whole playlist worth of songs I think are really excellent, and I have trouble picking a single favorite. "Happy New Life" by Mark Burgess and the Sons of God is up there, as are "Hayfever" by the Trashcan Sinatras and the acoustic version of "Can't Shape Up" by the Wonder Stuff.

the rest of the topics )

headbanger118 [userpic]

Ok, no more talk about the bonus.  I'll let you know when it gets here, but that's it.  I don't know what happened to me this week.  I lost any semblance of coolness in a crisis that I ever posessed.  The headbanger has restrained violent kids, ducked a desk thrown at me, sat with a kid in the aftermath of a suicide attempt, and faced down a kid that thought he wanted to threaten me with a broomstick  All of that was done with a calm demeanor that bordered on stoic.  And a little piece of paper with some numbers on it made me lose it this week.  WTF???  Ok, back to our regurlarly-scheduled Headbanger. 

Part of my "recovery" from the throes of depression involed a FABULOUS bubble bath earlier.  I mixed some vanilla shower cream I got from [info]bluesilverkdg  with some peppermint bubble bath I got from my former boss L, and the result was a wonderful bath oil with bubbles on top that smelled like vanilla peppermint.  AWESOME.  So much cheaper than therapy. 

I have to give a shout-out to some people that have been really awesome lately:
Bill:  He has put  up with my ranting and raving, even when I know that my crying crushes him.  He has the patience of Job.
Chelsea:  What an AWESOME kid.  Really.  She just takes everything in stride with the idea it will all work out. 
[info]bluesilverkdg :  My closest friend for years...and she is always ready to grab a bite to eat, talk things out, and then become uber silly and 
                                   laugh with me.  All of our  serious conversations end in laugher, as it should be. 
[info]captainsblog and family:  What wondeful souls these people have.  Thanks for your support and love. 

Ok, off to bed....except I just hate to waste this feeling on sleep!  Maybe I'll go play the piano.  I may even compose a little. 


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Current Mood: thankful thankful
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