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Thanks, she's here all week. - Blather. Rants. Repeat.
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
Thanks, she's here all week.
As if last night's weirdness outside our house wasn't enough? I remembered seeing something almost as odd earlier in the day yesterday in this Very Quiet Neighborhood:

Federal agents in blaze-orange vests were investigating in a back yard three or four streets over.

Not FBI. Not DEA. Not NSA (I doubt they wear vests anyway;).

USDA. The Crop Police.

We speculated what they might have been looking for- an invasive species of tree vermin? Hippie lettuce being grown?  I imitated one of them during a bust: USDA Police! Stop or we'll pelt!

But Eleanor got off the real punch line....

They were investigating a drive-by fruiting.

Today is ALREADY a better day, thanks to that:)
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ecosopher From: ecosopher Date: June 19th, 2014 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)


I wonder if it's a weed? I mean, I guess it could be 'weed'...
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