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I'm only posting this so I won't get fined. - Blather. Rants. Repeat.
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I'm only posting this so I won't get fined.
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yesididit From: yesididit Date: February 1st, 2015 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
you have peeked my curiosity...
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: February 1st, 2015 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hadn't missed a day of posting in months, but we finished a movie late Friday, I didn't have much to say, so I fell back on the current Marshawn Lynch meme (the Seattle and former Buffalo player who hates giving press conferences and answers all questions with "I'm only here so I don't get fined).

Key and Peele have riffed on his, um, reticence:

yesididit From: yesididit Date: February 1st, 2015 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
heehee. i would hate to have to do press releases. i like 'i'm only here so i dont get fined'. thank you for explaining it for me!
warriorsavant From: warriorsavant Date: February 1st, 2015 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sir or Madam:

You have serious slandered the good name of the year 1897, not to mention the previously sterling reputation of this spot of ground.

This is a most grievous insult that part of the space-time continuum, and you will be fined for this.

- The Ridiculously Politically Correct Space-Time Police

Edited at 2015-02-01 05:16 pm (UTC)
captainsblog From: captainsblog Date: February 1st, 2015 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sorry, year, but your statute of limitations ran out in 1903.

Hence the abbreviation "SOL."
warriorsavant From: warriorsavant Date: February 2nd, 2015 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Being a good Whovian as well as lawyer, I pose you the question of how does Time Travel and/or Time Warps effect Statute of Limitations?
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